The Wonderland Asylum is an establishment dedicated to the work of the insane and the artisticaly insane. If you wish to join, send a note to the asylum explaining your symptoms.

Please note: When you join you will be asked to design your own room.

You can be admitted on the following grounds:

-I sometimes hear voices.

-My pictures upset people.

-I have been called a freak in the street.

-My work has been described as 'interesting'

-I take art therapy.

-Sometimes I just twitch for no reason.

-The rabbit talks to me.


You can locate the wonderland Asylum just left of the Land of Fire and Brimstone.


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----THE LOST SECRETS OF NNC----


Be wary gentle reader, these are secrets lost to mankind for thousands of years. They may be dangerous in the wrong hands:


-The snack machine in the machine room isnt actually a snack machine at all. It is a portal, a doorway to another world. Legend tells that when the correct 14 digit code is entered the door will open. All who pass through the portal, never return.

-Moving amongst us all the time is a strange secret society. They call themselves the EMOs. All we know about them is that they communicate secretly by photocopier.

-It is written that when the hat of Dave is burned evil spirits will emerge.

-The student known as James Baker, is powered by watch batteries.

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Latest Ramblings

Words of wisdom from unsound minds...

He, the, and she observed thy lord. The Bag.
Bad Buggy driving.
Security guard holds pen officially.
You freak, come in half way through conversation, squishy car.

You are missing vital information.

Thoughtful man in blue hat, green wheels make you go faster. We are not worthy.
Damn her trousers.
Hairdryer, looking tense.
Hairloss spray, ooooh! Obnoxious hair.
Today the SPREAD van was sighted at 11:30.

Have you ever walked into a door?
I have.
I jumped into the window and went 'eah'
This is a fable of great moral relevance.
Boy in parka talks to boy in blue jacket. Looks like kelman from the back. I'm going to be sick! No, its just my stomach.
THERES A BIG TREE!!!!
Sensible things, old parking tickets.
NO EXIT. Description of life.
Did you hear that? 'wawawawawawu' Saint Baldo!
I hate religion so I made my own.

The morning dissolved into the haze of insanity.

Ginger!ginger!ginger!
I'm scared of breaking the windows. How many dots? They're not dots they're squares. I count exactly 80 squares.

Thats vital information.

Baldo! We should take a picture of the chewing gum. Thats the thoughtfull man in the blue hat. Jesus that thing always scares me.
mmm...yes. Random stream of thought. I'm gonna upload that. Oh god! green jacket make you go faster! Go man go! Its got pink handles as well.
Do you think we should invite more people to our asylum? I dont know.

Its ok to steal shakespear....you sicko...yeah.

Ambularance. Same ambularance. Wow, a red van. My lord! THE SUPREME LEADER!! We are officially Bagites! and students of Bagism! Theres a string hanging of my skirt, Oops I broke it. I have pretty ribbons. I have scribbly writing.
Do do do dodo Bodger and Badger! That guys trying to move with his car door open. Unpleasant cheese sandwiches.

Vital information. Thats vital information too.

Look at the bag! Aimiee I'm ill. You know, theres a knot in that tree and a hole so it looks like something could live in there like a pixie. Theres a crack in the ceiling where that pipe is. We should take alex to the secret garden. Awww, the cute black dog, look at him, look at him!!!
ENGLAND sucks. You're going to have serious hand cramp.

I'm scared to wee in this coffin!

Theres two people standing down there. Ones smoking, looks black, all in blac. Tap Tap Tap.










Patient listing:

01. Manic depression

02. the invisible rabbits are after me.

03. he's mad he is.

04. hears voices while people are talking to him.

05. not everything he see's is real...

06. Strange dreams

07. i am visited in my dreams by dark elder things that want me to free them from their eternal binding by the forces of the DVD player.

08. claims visions of rabbit knawing at ankles

09. Spontaneous screaming